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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:00

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

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Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!